(or fukky and diaper poop it up)
i’m fukky risotto and we’re shitting here today
with sadoo diaper in the common privy of tatica at the end of the world. thanks
for shitting with us diaper
love it
fukky
a number of our unreaders have been asking
about what skills you’d recommend if they’re interested in becoming mystics
there’s not
just one kind of mystic fukky so it really depends on what your unreaders want
to become … or unbecome to be more realistic
they’re your unreaders diaper
what my
unreaders want to unbecome
are we then really talking about unbecoming
unmystics
i’m never
quite sure what’s really being talked about
or untalked
we’ve unbeen
unthrough unthe unthing unbefore
unweave
deyeah deok
but isn’t this a prime example of mysticism?
uning and deing?
yeah – mysticism dedoes, it doesn’t go
anywhere, our conversations in degoing are a kind of nothing of
language, an unwording
most would
just say we’re nuts
but they’ve always said mystics are nuts
i can see
why i don’t just shit by myself fukky
can you enumerate for us the types of mystics
there’s the
common occult mystic and the uncommon occult mystic and the common and uncommon unoccults and many types within each
of those, there’s the mystic that places within a recognized religious
tradition and many types within those and these often further divided by geography and
history which is kind of ironic considering the mystic's relationship with time and space, there’s the aesthetic mystic – a more recent and growing type – and many
types within that, then there are all the others and the types within those
types and so on and so on
what unites them all?
could you
move over a bit – your left flab’s hanging into my hole and inhibiting my dump
it seems to me that for example aleister
crowley’s an entirely different breed than simone weil or julian of norwich or zhuangzi
aleister’s a performing spectacle on the cultic stage. we could say esotericism or esotaticism and we wouldn’t be
wrong but we also wouldn’t be right
i remember why i love these interviews
and why my
unreader community’s so large
but let’s get back to the point
they should
practice staring a lot. staring at nothing, staring at something, staring at
many things. ostensible homelessness’s a good idea. as are frustration,
incomprehensibility, babbling. they should lose as many things as possible. and
move around a lot while detouring around everything. smelling slightly weird doesn’t hurt. dressing oddly.
operating as much as possible outside the dominant definitions of career,
relationship, occupation, ambition, respectability. they shouldn't think or act or feel. not everyone says this but
i recommend some aptitude with a glue gun. listening, but listening minimally
to humans and mostly to all the other things for there are far more of them and they're way smarter than humans.
waiting. waiting’s huge. samuel wasn’t a mystic particularly but it did a good
channeling job on the waiting part of mysticism in its godot thing. deeply
nurtured intimacies with every possible variegation of nothing, oblivion,
humiliation, disgrace, negation, ...
... sounds like a bum diaper
the
difference between a bum and a mystic is the former’s fallen through the cracks and
the latter into the hole
guess there aren’t a lot of schools of
mysticism
there's a
curriculum for the school for mystics, a charter even, a policy and course
handbook, writing centres, tenuretrack postings, faculty listings and prizes and gowns, endless incomprehensible forms, tech support, committees task forces a senate, the whole badoodle ... but no one’s ever found the school
sounds like a wretched vocation
and i
forgot shitting. a mystic should always be an expert shitter – look at mine, it’s
21 metres long, a perfect bristol 3.8, coiled on itself like an expertly laid water hose, smells like gardenia jasminoides, …
... but diaper it’s animate
one’s
creations you know, got to let go of them
it’s rising from the privy and it has a lot of
eyes and doesn’t seem friendly
know any
shit charmers?
call for mystics
the world needs you
enroll now
