covıda

let me say agaın what ı thınk of thıs pandemıc  and ıf youre wonderıng why ı dont put dots on my ıs go fuck your granny and ıf your grannys dead fınd her corpse  you can do ıt  ıf youve got anythıng you gonadhead youve got volıtıon and one ends much the same as any other  you thınk ıt sucks but thats because you do   no ones taught to thınk anymore youre just taught to do and grab and lust and call ıt cıtızenshıp   sure ıt sucks but ıt sucked before and ıf you dont get that you should run out rıght now and ınject yourself wıth the bıggest yazoo of covıd you can fınd   all thıs pathetıc blabaronı about whonyms  how precıous every lıfe ıs  all the stupıd talk about equalıty and freedom  sure the whıte mans an asshole and the agıng whıte mans the bıggest ass of them all but so ıs everyone else  the entıre specıes ıs fucked 

all my ıs are are dots and those double ares are eyes

and ıf you dont see that take your orbs out wıth an oyster knıfe

and flush them down the fuckıng toılet

 

ı began havıng dıffıcultıes wıth lıfe as soon as ı became an adult  thıs ıs because theres lıttle alıgnment between the way socıetys organızed and the way ım organızed and ı have hardly any understandıng of the way socıetys organızed  ım organızed  or the mısalıgnment  and ınıtıally ı dıdnt even understand that ı dıdnt understand   adultıng has got to be one of the stupıdest terms ın exıstence   ıve been an adult for a long tıme so ıve been adultıng as long as ıve been an adult whıch ıs way before anyone saıd adultıng wıthout soundıng lıke an ıdıot  whıch everyone stıll does who says ıt and ı do too even though ım makıng fun of ıt   not adultıng ın the way socıety says you have to be adultıng ıs not not adultıng   ı began to have problems wıth money and housıng  sex relatıonshıps frıendshıps  you know the basıcs  way back even before ı knew ı had problems   but my shıts are great  theyre always great   ıf more whonyms were evaluated on how great theır shıts are and fewer on how much fame and money they have our socıety would make a lot more sense to me   based on my shıts ı should be presıdent

 

ıt was blıssful not understandıng my not understandıng   when ı was 17 ı worked ın a small bank branch ın a strıp mall ın the rejectamenta dıstrıct of voıdıckstan   ı was the summer student on the teller lıne  they call them ambassadors of the customer and dıplomats of capıtal now  the only other staff were four fat women  ı know youre not supposed to call people fat these days but they were fat   ım not sayıng fat ıs a bad thıng  that ıts a worse thıng than anythıng else  ı love fat  ı wısh ı were fat  actually perfectly spherıcal and soft so ı could just roll around bumpıng ınto thıngs  no eyes  eyes just make you crazy   no mouth  were all eatıng way too much  just a bıg sphere and an asshole  anyway two were senıor ambassadors of capıtal  one was some assıstant somethıng of somethıng and one was the manager though there never seemed anythıng to manage   the manger notmanager wouldnt really mıngle wıth the rest of us  but the rest of the wretchedness would all somehow flop ınto the lunchroom together lıke ducks and ıd have my cucumber sandwıch and theyd be eatıng donuts and gossıpıng and do lewd jokes and accompanyıng gestures to see ıf ı twıtched   had a lıttle wındup toy wıth a gıant dıck that twanged up and down as ıt jerked around the tabletop whıch really got them goıng   donuts were everywhere  orbıtıng around the room lıke anıme ufos   forgotten ones squıshed ınto pockets and bras   crawlıng out of the wanton mouse turdınfested cutlery drawer  stuffed ın assholes and pussıes and upper maws lıke gobstoppers or wayward benwa balls   brıght sugary dısks of cancer and graves   donuts were theır relıgıon phılosophy art yoga coıtus

 

theres only two truths  old age and death and they both suck  ı mean youth sucks too but you dont realıze youth sucks untıl youre not ın ıt whereas ın old age ıt sucks when youre ın ıt and thats an ımportant dıfference   of course ıt helps ıf you go nuts when youre old because then you dont always realıze that ıt sucks whıch ıs a kınd of youth redux that you dont want to read   all of us oblıvıously droolıng and poopıng ın our fat dıapers for years untıl fınally the wretched body goes where ıt should have gone ıf ıt had been smart at all when ıt was 27   some whonyms say clıng to lıfe as long as you can but thats ınsane  ı say as soon as you know youre goıng down  you lıke readıng the news  you belıeve ın wısdom  you care about the collectıve welfare of whonymıty and ıts future  waıt a few months to make sure ıts not a mood then walk ınto one of the government sponsored autosuıcıde booths avaılable everywhere  ı know autosuıcıdes redundant but thats part of ıts fun  get an ınjectıon of vıagra ıf youre a dood and a pound of lube ıf youre a chıck and cross the border   no sex  just hardness and wetness and the bıg croak

 

thıs ısnt a novel but every pıece of wrıtıng needs gıant talkıng cats lıke the one ın bulgakov   so wherever ın the world you go ınto an auto^es  thats the name of the suıcıde death brand  ıts the gov tryıng to be cool and faılıng mıserably  a gıant talkıng cat greets you  takes your money  of course ıt costs money  and your clothes  of course you have to be naked  and you go ın wıth a bunch of other old naked people  everyone all stıff and lubed  the walls play somethıng lıke taylor tool and everyone goes down wıth a good dose of contamınated aır   the cat presses a button  whıch flushes the bodıes ınto an ınfrastructure that feeds them to the nearest crıtıcally endangered specıes based on algorıthms developed and maıntaıned by the ıcoysapragroeg  ınternatıonal consortıum on youth supremacy and populatıon reductıon and get rıd of everythıng gross  ıkfjüübüagl ın german  dısınfects the booth  and automatıcally dıspenses a treat for the cat   ıts a wın wın wın wın wın wın wın wın wın